In the right corner, it's the reigning champion, Bagel Burger. Trained by the attentive staff at Jungle Juice, Bagel Burger has satisfied many a hangover in the shaded alley of Degraves. With strength and brawn, tackling this bagel is always a physically demanding exercise.
And hitting up the left corner with less bark but just as much bite is The King. Hailing from a quiet block in Presgrave Place, The King dominates a stable of strong breakfast contenders with his robust centre.
Ding Ding Ding, the fight begins.
Bagel Burger hits in first with a rocket punch to the belly. Crunch!
Mayo drips out the side furiously. Another smack, this time a tomato hit straight between the eyes. But The King comes back with a low jab in the side of bacon, it's prosciuttoing across the Burger, and the burger retreats.
Both contenders are starting to get messy and it shows. Burger Bagel pulls out his signature move, the Pattie Pat, and massive meaty hit that bursts into the stomach. It looks like he's got it won, but wait!
There's egg on his face! The King has fought back with his fried egg slam. The Burger Bagel is on the ground, and the The King leans in, will he do it? Yes! There he goes, he gives the Burger the mustardy bite.
The King is the champion. Long live the king!
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comment by Red Thread, 22 Nov 2007